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WTFrickin'H.

OMG I feel like a giant fail already. WHY THE HELL AM I AUDITIONING FOR AMERICAN IDOL TOMORROW MORNING?! If I make it to television, feel free to ridicule me for the remainder of my natural life.

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nevraforever
Jun. 30th, 2009 06:56 am (UTC)
Fail is good! U'll make it on television if u do. Good luck!! What are you gonna wear??
floccentric
Jun. 30th, 2009 07:21 am (UTC)
I'm going to wear gray, skinny cut-offs, Vans, and a red buffalo check long sleeve. Something emo/scene-ish, I guess. I dunno. I haven't been home in a week, and it's all I have left in my suitcase! *shrugs*

Thanks for the luck, mami! :D
nevraforever
Jun. 30th, 2009 07:24 am (UTC)
Ayesoos! Okay. Roll ur sleeves up 3/4. Whatchu gon sing? I remember one of my friends wanted to try out for AI and I clowned her cuz she looks like a he-she. I hate that bitch.
But good luck!
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nevraforever
Jun. 30th, 2009 07:33 am (UTC)
Don't forget ur straw fedora.
Eeiou. I don't like the songs! "Love will lead u baaack. Blah-blah-blah-blah back in my arms" I remember taylor dane. I remember thinking she was a transgender back in the day.
I guess, if I had to pick, it would be j hud cuz it's setting u up for failure/superstardom. Just make sure to belt from yo diaphragm and open that big mouf of urs real wiiide.
floccentric
Jun. 30th, 2009 07:39 am (UTC)
I seriously don't like any of those songs either. I feel hardcore mongoloid right now. Taylor Dane *is* rather mannish. And too bad for your tranny "friend." Ha, some friend if you hate her that bad! LOL

My 5-year-old niece agrees that J-Hud is the way to go. And you're a nasty bitch. *Filipino mom pinch*

I'm shitting bricks. I need three songs "just in case." And the audience is supposed to know Pink's "So What" for a group sing. Or something gay like that.

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
nevraforever
Jun. 30th, 2009 07:44 am (UTC)
Arrrrrye ko (*ish dat how u whatucalldat spell dat word, sirrr?)
Eeeiou! I hate that pink song. What the eff?!
Roflmao. Mongoloid!! I haven't said that word in, like, forever. There was this one filipino lady I used to work with and people would call her a mongoloid.
J hud it is. I guess ya'll betta start practicin' that shit. I'd refuse to sing any! Don't they have cooler songs like gaga or mariah or whatnot? Or even miss kelly clarkson???
Ingatttttttt!
floccentric
Jun. 30th, 2009 07:49 am (UTC)
FOB! LOL

The group song is ugh. And they say we have to be "fun" all the time because "the camera will be on you even when you don't think it is." OMG Creep status.

They didn't assign songs, I just can't think of any other songs to sing. I'm geddo and make up the lyrics as I go along. I didn't know the actual words to SWV's "Weak" for a million years cuz I didn't believe anybody when they told me what they really said. "And I Am Telling You" is one of the few songs I know ALL the words to. Sad, no? LOL
nevraforever
Jun. 30th, 2009 07:53 am (UTC)
Speaking of fob, "weak" is the quintessential fob-girl-gaysian song of all time. U betta represent.
Hahaha! Just act super smiley-cute-cute like ur normal self. And get them whitestrips on yo teef, boy.
Rest ur voice now, anak. U need to prepare for tomorrow. And don't porrget to wash ur puet and pookie.
floccentric
Jun. 30th, 2009 08:00 am (UTC)
The quintessential fob girl song is "Greatest Love of All." DUH. Gaysians are fail...so they don't count. HAHAHA

I shall be super-smiley. I get even more smiley when I'm nervous, anxious or excited. And OMG, stop spying on me--I'm wearing a whitestrip right now!

Time for mimis then, breezy. The ubet is clean, and the boo2 is as fresh as always. I wish you were part of my cheering crew now that I think about it! *_*
nevraforever
Jun. 30th, 2009 08:05 am (UTC)
Hahahaha!!
Okininam!
I love u. U bring out the flipino girl in me that's been whitewashed for years.
At this rate, u might as well wear a barong or something. I wish I was there, too. Waaaah!!! I'll be with u in spirit. Just remember I'm there wherever the wind blows.
floccentric
Jul. 2nd, 2009 02:54 am (UTC)
Hahaha, don't be cussing at me, bruja. LOL

Let's party! I'm due for a Vegas trip. I want to get, as the Paradiso Girls say, so fucked up.

Eww barong. I blackened in the sun. I felt sticky. I still sang my heart out and the judge said I had an exceptional voice.

Wherever the wind blows? STALKER. XD
floccentric
Jun. 30th, 2009 07:35 am (UTC)
The 'ayesoos' made me squawk! Bitch. LOL And DUH, of course I'm gonna roll my sleeves up 3/4...eww, what kind of hipster do you take me for?! LOL

I can't sleep mainly cuz I can't decide what to sing. On the list of 'shit I think I can sing without sounding like a complete idiot:'
Whitesnake - Is This Love
Alicia Keys - Teenage Love Affair
Taylor Dane - Love Will Lead You Back
Jennifer Hudson - And I Am Telling You.

OMG I just realized everything in that list has LOVE in it. *gag* Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ~
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floccentric
Jun. 30th, 2009 07:23 am (UTC)
OMG I totally wish I had dolls with me. I sooooooooooooo would have done it if I didn't decide to audition on a whim. *groan* I feel so retarded!! And I can't sleep either...ughhhh!

I just finished reading the AI Release Form too, and it is the most RIDICULOUS thing EVAR.
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floccentric
Jul. 2nd, 2009 02:55 am (UTC)
Audition next year! It's the most ridiculous process in the world, but it pseudo-fun. May not be worth it to you, but give it a shot...if your hair is as fierce as you say it is AND you bring dolls, I'm sure you'll get plenty of camera time. And if you get on tv, I officially declare myself your baby daddy. LOL
floccentric
Jul. 2nd, 2009 03:08 am (UTC)
"I agree that Producer is the sole owner of all results and proceeds of such film, tape, photography and/or recording and my appearance thereon, with the right for Producer and its successors, assigns, and licensees, FOREVER AND THROUGHOUT THE UNIVERSE, to use the same and any portion thereof in any and all media, whether now known or hereafter devised, including, without limitation, motion pictures, television and publishing, and in connection with the advertising, sale, promotion, marketing, merchandising (including slot machines), distribution, publicizing and all other types of exploitation of the Program or any part thereof, or in any manner whatsoever."

This excerpt is the funniest to me because it says THEY OWN YOU ONTO ETERNITY FOR THE DURATION OF THE MILKY WAY'S LIFESPAN IF YOU DO ANYTHING AT ALL DURING THEIR TIME. I was all OMFG when I read it. Don't even get me started on all the other stipulations they make you agree to if they decide to humilate you on national television! LOL
sinead95
Jun. 30th, 2009 11:20 am (UTC)
Omg,if you're gonna be on television,I can say I know someone who was on tv :D
floccentric
Jul. 2nd, 2009 02:56 am (UTC)
I didn't get to see Paula, Randy and/or Simon, but I do hope all that camera time I got makes it onto broadcast! :D
psykosketch
Jun. 30th, 2009 02:25 pm (UTC)
OOOH I WILL be on the lookout!
floccentric
Jul. 2nd, 2009 02:57 am (UTC)
Hahaha...I won't be this year's American Idol, but keep your eyes peeled!! LOL
anthony
Jun. 30th, 2009 04:15 pm (UTC)
OMFG! lol. Good luck bb!
floccentric
Jul. 2nd, 2009 02:58 am (UTC)
Hahahaha, I shit a brick, and forgot how to talk for about five seconds before I sang, but...thanks for the well wishes all the same. They came in handy! :D
hippolyta_hero
Jun. 30th, 2009 09:29 pm (UTC)
Omg - I wonder when this would be on satellite in the uk? I need to check the TV listings! Go get em Flo!
floccentric
Jul. 2nd, 2009 02:59 am (UTC)
The next season of American Idol will not air until January 2010...and by then I'll already be the winner of this season's Project Runway. LOL

Thanks mucho, Hippy-chan! *squish hug*
traveling_domo
Jul. 2nd, 2009 12:59 am (UTC)
if anything im giong to ridicule you just cause its the day you didnt talk to me all day humpf
floccentric
Jul. 2nd, 2009 03:01 am (UTC)
Boy, my phone was dead (as I had dunt already toldt chu three times already), but when do you NOT ridicule me? LOL I got a V-neck tan. ;_;
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